The anti-status sneaker... soft suede, a classic low-top shape, and not a whole lot else. (Except a couple of SM-green hand stitches at the back of the heel.) They’re made in Portugal with a supple calf leather lining and a clean white rubber sole, and they come with two sets of laces — flat waxed cotton ones and round suede ones — so you can swap them out as often as you want. Make people think they're two different pairs. Go crazy.